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~ It takes you five minutes to get to the window to tell the dogs to shut up and they have already have stopped and are taking a nap.
~ You have to carry a notepad with you so you will remember what you came into another room to do.
~ The Index figure on the hand you write with has more curves in it than a mountain road.
~ You call everyone by the dogs name.
~ You have to grab a chair or wall when a pet or person goes by you because you are afraid you are going to fall and break a hip.
~ You can get out from under the afghan you put on you when you sat down to take a nap in your recliner.
~ You take all the ingredients out then forget what you were going to cook for dinner.
~ You have to put your teeth in to answer the door.
~ You hurt your ankle while sitting at your desk.
~ You call everything you want “Thingie.” “Will you get me that thingie over there?”